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Rules of me: . . . #1 I am always right . . . #2 Just in case I am wrong see rule #1
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You will never be too old to be embarrassed by your parents
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.
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Ask me no questions, and I`ll tell you no lies..
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When a girl says "have fun" to a boy, It normally means: "Have a freakin` horrible time."
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Once I start disliking someone, EVERYTHING they do is irritating to me.
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Like if you have weird nicknames/codenames for your crushes.
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The 3 C`s of life...Choice, Chance, Change.. You must make the Choice to take the Chance if u want anything to Change.
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Friend: Hey can I copy your homework? Me: Wait... we had homework?!
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I know they all look so good from a distance but I tell you, I`m the one.
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