Facebook status

I HATE when people volunteer to read in class... and can`t read.
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I hate it when a bad memory ruins a good song.
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Okay, can someone please invent the opposite of a microwave. I need my beer cold, now. And no, the freezer is not fast enough :)
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1 friend request, 0 mutual friends, WTF?! how did you find me???? o.O
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When a girl cancels a date she cancels it because she has to...But when an boy cancels a date he cancels it because he has two.
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LIKE if you`re in that moment when your phone falls out of your hand and you don`t care if it gets scratched up anymore
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"When music hits you, you feel no pain." ~ RIP Bob Marley
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Dear whoever reads this status, SMILE cause you are Beautiful, Sincerely, me. (:
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Good morning. You are beautiful inside and out. Hit your day head on knowing this, and everything will be just fine. (:
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I SAW YOUR COMMENT BEFORE YOU DELETED IT.. LIKE this if it ever happened with you :)
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