The man of my dreams is never around when I`m awake.
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Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. So moving my seat won`t help. Sincerely, student.
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In a relationship, jealousy is needed in the right amount. Not too much, and the lesser the better.
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LIKE if you Ever look at your ex while thinking "was I drunk for our whole relationship?"
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Decisions are the hardest moves to make, especially when it`s a choice between where you should be, and where you want to be.
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Dear periods, you are the true definition of "bloody hell." Sincerely, women.
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Yeah, I only remember my friends when I need them. But I need them ALL THE TIME!
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LIKE if you sometimes want to escape away from all the drama in your life
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Smiling when something dirty comes on your mind
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Don`t worry, everything`s going to be okay. Chill. And don`t forget to smile!
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