Facebook status

I pretend to look around but I`m actually looking for you.
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That WTF moment when You make plans & get all excited, then your mother says no.
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Hurt me with the truth but, please never comfort me with a lie.
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Girl: I`m jealous. Boy: Don`t be jealous,baby.. Girl: Why? Boy: `Cause you have something that they don`t. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
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Destiny is for losers. It`s just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.
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Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?
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You may not be the brightest crayon in the box...but you`ll always be my favorite color.
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That awkward moment when you accidentally pop a balloon your holding and it scares the living crap out of you!
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Silence is a wonderful way of saying things, especially when the person is not paying attention!!
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People’s words affect you only as much as you let them.
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