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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
-Usama
You wanna know whos amazing & got the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :)
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3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.
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If you don`t want me to cross the line, then don`t draw one.
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If history repeats itself, I`m totally getting a dinosaur.
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Girl: "I`m breaking up with u." Boy: "Ok, can I get a last hug?" *Girl hugs boy* Girl: "Wait, are u covered in glue?" Boy: "Heh.." ;)
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Dear dude sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test.... Sincerely, joke`s on you, I didn`t study either.
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There`s always something in the past that makes you who you are today. Sometimes it just changes you without letting you know.
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A person who irritates you is always the one who loves you very much but fails to express it.
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That one song on your iPod that you always skip but never delete
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