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What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . .

Its A Place Where Boy Posts Joke, Gets No Response...
And If Girl Posts The Same Joke,
She Gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments & 60 Friends Requests.
-Vijay
In the end, some of your greatest pains become some of your greatest strengths.
-unknown
Nothing sexier than a girl that knows how to take control.
-unknown
Everyone judges. So do whatever you want, the ones who love you will never leave.
-unknown
We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.
-unknown
Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works...
-unknown
In every shop, there`s always that one employee who stares at you like you`re about to steal something.
-unknown
Dear music, thank you for making me feel happy when no one else could sincerely, loneliness.
-unknown
really doesn`t get why people like brunch. What`s the benefit of combining break-dancing and lunch?
-Akshay
News: "Microsoft buys Skype for $8.5 billion"
Bloody fools they could have downloaded it for free...
-Usama