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Parents, Biggest Liars EVER!!!! Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Boogie Man, .... My Pony All Lies!!!
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Admit it, sometimes, even when your crush does something really weird.... it still looks cute for you. ♥
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Beauty is power; a smile is its sword :)
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Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It`s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired :)
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When I have money, there is nothing to buy, but when I don`t have money there is everything :-)
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Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms :)
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Life is hard normally, but its harder if you are Stupid.
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Hey, I found your Nose, it was in my business again
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Girls, being beautiful doesn’t make you nice. Being nice makes you beautiful!
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A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.
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