Boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn`t catch their eyes, they won`t even bother to read what`s inside.
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The awkward moment when your just chilling in your room and doby appears and tells you not to go to hogwarts
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Thanks Facebook, now I don`t know who actually remembered my birthday!
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"That is THE dumbest song I`ve ever heard!" *2 weeks later* "This my SHIT!"
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Dear radio, is it necessary for you to play a song I like when I arrive at my destination?
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Always act like you are wearing an invisible crown. (:
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that moment when you`re trying to do hula hoop but you end up shaking your hips like Shakira wannabe.
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"tell me when you need anything" "are you gonna come to me?" "nope, I`m gonna pretend to sleep :)"
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There will be always that one teacher asking you a question and your friend next to you whispering the answer.
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If you choose between two guys, always pick the second one; If you really loved the first one, you would have never thought of the second one.
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