Facebook status

Dear Someone, probably I`m no one for you, but definitely, you`re my world. Sincerely, your secret admirer.
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You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can`t.
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Facebook should get a "I don`t even know you" button, for the dumbasses who like to try to add people they don`t know.
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The best 2 days of school are always the first and the last
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I hate when my brain and heart just don`t agree
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Take a walk in my shoes before you judge me
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If girl talk sweetly she is friendly, if boy talks sweetly he is a flirt
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If a girl is shopping she`s trendy, if boy is shopping he`s wasting money.
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Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, Im hungry
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one day you`ll realize...all the love that i gave to you...is now being given to someone else
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