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When a woman says no, she means no. But when a man says yes it means he probably didn`t understand the question.
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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve our looks(:
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Guys: When she`s not yours, you`ll do everything you can to get her. But when you do have her, you take everything for granted.
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When life gives you trouble: you can get bitter or better.
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those moments when you feel like you and your bestfriend have the same brain. LIKE if you love your bestfriend :)
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fact: if you like someone, you`ll feel awkward when they`re around. but if you love someone, you`ll feel comfortable :)
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I`m not a bad driver, I just don`t like lights telling me what I can or cannot do.
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Nice guys are found at every corner of the earth...too bad the earth is round.
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What the heck does the "z" in "LOLZ" mean.... "Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras?"
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Patience is the key to achieve your goals.
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