If you’re watching a show about saying yes to a wedding dress instead of Spike Guys Choice Awards tonight, you’re probably hungry
-Mizhar
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The awkward moment When you`re in an argument and you realize you`re wrong.
-unknown
start of school, amazing pens, pencils etc. end of school, i`m left with one pen.
-unknown
If you`re gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.
-Jasmine
The awkward moment when you can`t read your own handwriting... and you`re like "WTF did I just write?!....
-Usama
Is it just me, or does having family members as friends on Facebook limit the things that you can say.
-Usama
When a package says "Easy Open" I end up using scissors, a knife, a gun and a lightsaber..
-Usama
To find a new love, you need to open your heart, and your eyes.
-unknown
No matter how full my wardrobe is, I never seem to find anything to wear.
-unknown
You know you`re not paying attention in class when you start to doodle on the paper.
-unknown