Guys fall in love with what they see. Girls fall in love with what they hear. That`s why girls wear make up and guys lie.
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iMac+iPod+iPhone+iPad= iBroke
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Someone is automatically so much more attractive when they`re funny.
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Don`t u hate it when you`re texting lying down & all of a sudden ur phone decides to be NINJA & slip through your hands & attack your face?
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Love is not blind... people who fall in it are.
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Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.
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I honestly think that women should run the world. That will give men more time to drink beer and watch sports.
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Judge me and you`ll have no time left to love me
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"It`s impossible," said pride. "It`s risky," said experience. "It`s pointless," said reason. "Give it a try," said the heart.
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If your relationship status on Facebook says, ``complicated``. Stop kiddin yourself & make it to "single"
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