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Girls are like bluetooth, they are connected to you when you are around and when you are gone they find new ones but boys are like wifi, they are connected to different devices.

If You are not haPpY
being SINGLE !
You wi|l never be haPpY In a
ReLationshIp !
...
GeT YouR Own Life fiist ,
...Then try to share it wIth
someone.......!!!

My Bathroom sign reads " Realize your dreams beyond this door, because this is where the shit happens!"

A recent study shows that people who teaches Maths have Lots of Problems

Yesterday I put a status that i am going 2 sleep Shirtless 2night & after sum time I got notifications that, 7 Mosquitos like this.

Seriously, what`s the point of having this expensive phone when i dont even get a text from you?): damn, my phone misses you.

When girls get jealous, it`s normal. But, when boys get jealous, lucky the girl he loves.

We only hear what we want to hear. We only see what we want to see. Until reality hits.

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you.

I always wonder if someone, somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I`m.