"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
-unknown
Facebook status
Dear shampoo commercials, why doesn`t it make my hair shiny? Sincerely, it doesn`t work.
-unknown
LIKE IF: Covering your eyes during scary movies. But watching it through your fingers.
-unknown
With great power comes a great electric bill
-unknown
LOVE is like water, we can fall in it, we can drown in it, but we can`t live without it.
-unknown
The 3 most common lies on the internet: 1. I have read and agree to the terms of service 2. Status: offline. 3. Yes, I am over 18 years old.
-unknown
Love me, not because I`m perfect for you, but because we`re perfect together.
-unknown
A good apology has 3 parts:1. I`m sorry 2. It was my fault 3. How can I make it right? But usually people forget the 3rd part!
-unknown
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else....
-unknown
High heels are a man`s invention to make it harder for a woman to run away.
-unknown