"this movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
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Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
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Mom: "Come here right now!" Me: "NO!" Mom: "1..." Me: "Pssh, like that`ll work." Mom: "2..." Me: "Oh shit, I`m coming!"
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Lazy Rules #1:The farther away the remote is, the more you like what`s already on TV.
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I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted
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hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
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I`d rather hear a guy say "I made plans for us," instead of the usual "I dunno, it`s whatever you wanna do."
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Saying "Huh" when I heard exactly what you said...
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Don`t run from your fears - when they catch up with you, you`ll be too tired to fight
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I don`t understand how Super Mario can smash blocks with his head but dies when he touches a turtle.
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