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I`m too young for this shit.
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The biggest problem for one person may be the smallest problem for others. It just depends on how they see it.
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YouTube "This video is not available in your country". where the hell am I from? NARNIA?
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There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
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It`s not about the ones who act true to your face. It`s about the ones that remain true behind your back
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I`m not single and I`m not taken. I`m simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart
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Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.
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I’m not clumsy. It’s just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.
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``Dude, she just called you disorganized!`` "Oh hell no.. Hold my...oh shit were is it!"
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"Dude she just called you irresponsible!" "Oh hell no.. Hold my steering wheel!"
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