Dear haters, I have so much more for you to be mad about. Just be patient.
-unknown
Facebook status
Girls, at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there.
-unknown
I like the whole "Single, party, fun, flirty" thing, but it doesn`t beat the "I`m taken, he loves me more" thing
-unknown
I`m busy "liking" everything on Facebook to counterbalance all the "unliking" I do in real life.
-unknown
Giving up is always an option but never my choice.
-unknown
Love your haters. They`re ur biggest fans. Because they keep on wasting time just to watch your every move!
-unknown
A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
-unknown
If swimming is an exerciser explain whales to me.
-Kalia
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
-unknown
Dear iTunes, Please stop asking if I would like to download version 10.05.923468.32341.93250. Sincerely, I just want to listen to music..!!
-unknown