Facebook status

I feel bad for everyone that isn`t dating me.
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I try not to look when I know someone is staring at me
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I wasn`t that Drunk . "Dude, you were caught fishing in the toilet".
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You say you hate him but you constantly think of him, re-read his messages & check his FB profile.
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It`s really nice how some people can make you smile, just by thinking about them.
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” The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say, a wise man knows whether or not to say it."
-CriSztian
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-(,,)-(,,)-
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-”–”-
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-----///\---please
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is wondering if strippers have nightmares about accidentally going to work fully clothed. T_T
-Kai