I hate it when you say the right answer multiple times, then someone else says your answer and they get credit.
-unknown
Facebook status
Men are like a deck of cards. You`ll find the occasional king, but most are jacks:
-unknown
That one kid in class that can ask the teacher random questions to get them off topic. "Good job mate."
-unknown
What is Facebook? A place where boy posts a joke there is no response ... but Girl posts same joke she get 95 likes, 35 comment, 15 friend requests..! Like if agree :P
-Swapnil
When Ever you are Criticized,don`t get Upset. Always remember this.... No stones are thrown on a Fruitless Tree.
-Ahmed
"Lets watch a scary movie!" *several hours later* "Dude, walk with me to the bathroom"
-unknown
"Lets stay up all night!" *2 hours later* screw this! I`m tired.
-unknown
Facebook; the only place where I can be married to my best friend, and have more than 20 siblings.
-unknown
That awkward moment when you dont know if you should hug someone or not
-unknown
The awkward moment when you are trying to kill a spider & you lose track of it & then you become a victim in your own home ;)
-unknown