I don`t want to be your "favorite" or your "best". I want to be your "only", and f*ck the rest.
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Facebook status
Everybody has that one person that they want to hate but cant cause they still love them
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Staring at your phone when your half asleep is like looking at a car`s headlights when they`re turned on & you`re drunk.
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Dear students, I know when you`re texting. Seriously.. no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerly, teacher.
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̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(ˆ◡ˆ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… GIVE ME ALL YOUR LIKES
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That moment of joy when you find money in your pocket.
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My mom says I never finish anyth
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That awkward moments when you take your phone out and pretend to text...
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"Let`s settle this the mature adult way." "Rock paper scissors?" "Yep.."
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The Horrible Moment when you sit down & your thighs get 10x bigger.
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