Theres always that one dumb ass kid who always reminds the teacher about test`s & homeworks.
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That awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you cant figure out which one the music is coming from.
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Respect is given. Disrespect is earned. Mistakes makes me human. Failures makes us stronger.
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LIKE IF:Practicing your signature over and over again just in case you become famous.
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Yes, I know my jokes are lame. Yes, I still think they`re funny.
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Nobody is perfect so if you want something perfect go buy yourself a barbie.
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Just because no one believes you can do it, doesn`t mean you can`t. Believe in yourself and just DO it.
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If anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
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Oh a spider. You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe- OMG IT MOVED!!
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but seriously.. who else secretly wants a Waterproof phone.. so you can text in the shower? :)
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