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We all have that one person... we have disliked since day one.
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That awkward moment when you realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life
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Chances are like thieves! We don`t know when they`ll come, and we don`t realize how much we`ve lost until they are gone.
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Technically, I`m single. But my heart is taken by someone I can`t call my own
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Relationship ends when you break your commitments. Friendship ends when you stop trusting each other.
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Don’t let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see. Don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
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A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man.
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"Omg! Did you fall?!" "no. The ground just came up and banged my face!!"
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I like you, you like me- why exactly are we not together again?
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The worst feeling is pretending you don`t care about something, when really it`s all you seem to think about.
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