That awkward moment when someone says "OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS SHOULD DATE.!"
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Yawning Is your body`s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.
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am I the only one whose never seen a Pizza delivery girl..?
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I wasnt that drunk... I wasnt that drunk! Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single..
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There are two reasons people don`t talk about something. Either it means nothing or it means everything.♥
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LIKE IF:Putting in headphones, but still secretly listening to the conversations around you.
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Yes I am single, no you don`t have a chance.
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The awkward moment when your boyfriend`s hair is so much better than yours
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Ironic how there is still "ex" in "next"... guess life is just a cycle between exes and nexts.
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The funniest thing about this sentence, is that by the time you realize it says absolutely nothing, it will be to late to stop reading it.
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