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That awkward moment when someone who always starts drama complains that they hate drama
-unknown
when someone tells me " DON`T LOOK " I automatically look there , no matter what.
-unknown
I wonder , what goes through your mind, when someone mentions my name to you.
-unknown
Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant..!
-HamooDii
Love is in the air... Oh, that`s why i can`t breathe
-Bruno
Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep yourself balance you have to keep moving.
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My girlfriend says that I treat her like a child, So I gave her a sticker for standing up for her self.
-Mihir
Me without you is like Facebook WITHOUT FRIENDS. YOUTUBE WITHOUT VIDEOS and Google WITH NO RESULTS.
-Mihir
The awkward moment when you check the price tag & sadly, you walk away.
-unknown
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
-unknown