Well, I`ve always believed success is the best revenge.
-unknown
Facebook status
Have you ever wanted to say something so much but you just couldn`t stop staring?
-unknown
It`s so hard to trust people now a days. Trust me, proven and tested.
-unknown
that awkward moment when push really hard on a door, and then look at the handle and it says pull
-Mario
love is like a game, Some people Cheat and some prefer to play it fair.
-Bruno
Try to say the letter B without your lips touching.
-Denisa
I hope you brought an umbrella....cause its raining cold hard facts up in here
-Eric
You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I`M cute :p
-unknown
That awkward moment when you accidentally use a ;) instead of a :) and it makes the whole conversation sexual.
-unknown
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.
-unknown