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There`s only one of me. So therefore I`m an endangered species.

What did people do during awkward situations in the old days without cell phones to pretend-text?

When someone tells you "You`re not good enough", it`s your time to prove them wrong and show them that you`re better than them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Friend request are great, but who the hell are you?

I hate when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back and they don`t answer.

If you think I`m cute (like my status).
If you think I`m a good friend (comment on this).
If you hate me (message me & tell me why).
If you ever had a crush on me, be honest, (send a poke).
If you`re not scared (make this your status).

Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you, but I can`t live without you. Sincerely, Me

"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."

Spread love everywhere you go: Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier !

Telling a female she`s sexy is flattering, but calling her beautiful means so much more.