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I’ve made a lot of mistakes. I’ve accidentally done a lot of things, but I never accidentally told someone I loved them when I didn`t.
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Teacher: "You failed the test." Me:"You failed to educate."
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If you were a dinosaur you`d be a bitch-a-whoreus.
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You can`t spell YOU without U. Remember that.
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My favorite kinds of lists: 1. Short ones.
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Yes, I know. There are unused icons on my desktop. DEAL WITH IT.
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Someone doesn`t have to be perfect in order to be my prince charming.
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If he can move on, so can you.
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I hate that random mood when you`re sad for no reason at all.
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LIKE IF:Sometimes I wonder if anyone is secretly in love with me. ♥
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