Getting paid to sleep.. That`s my dream job.
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Barking back at dogs to show them who`s boss.
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Dear mom, Please stop trying to clean my face with your spit. Sincerely, I`m 15, not 5.
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When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.
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Monsters are real. Ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win.
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In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take, relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions we waited too long to make.
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When money talks, Nobody checks the grammar.!" ;)
-Akhil
"I wasn`t that Drunk" . "Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."
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Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers. The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords! :P
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Going to school with ten pens and coming back with only one.
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