Coming late to a class and pushing your friend to go in first :P LIKE if you have done this.
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Facebook status
You kids are 11 and you have cellphones already? Who do you talk to? Sponge bob??
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I WISH i could be a status, so you could LIKE me .
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I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
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You wish there was a button you could push to make yourself fall asleep instantly.
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When my teacher says "get out" it means I`ve won the argument.
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The day before the last exam I can`t stop thinking about the fun afterwards.
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LIKE IF: When I was little "I`m gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever.
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That awkward moment when your mom yells at you in front of your friends.
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That moment of relief when you realize... you`re not alone.
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