There are two sides of a story.
-Mizhar
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Theres always a little truth behind every "i`m kidding".
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The moment when you click on "send" and then realize you didnt send it to the right person.
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Mom look... mom come on.. MOM hurry... MOM... you missed it.
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Tall guy + short girl = cuuuute :) but short guy + tall girl = awkward.
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LIKE IF you happen to use Rock Paper Scissors for serious decisions! :)
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prank call : "Hello, dominos?" ... "Yes, how may I help you?" ... "What`s the number to call Pizza Hut?" ;)
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Fact: The more you talk about them the more you fall in love with them.
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*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
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Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
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