Facebook status

I hate those moments when, ITS A PICTURE PERFECT MOMENT, AND YOU DON`T HAVE A CAMERA.
-unknown
The awkward moment when you put a new profile picture on facebook, and someone likes your old one...
-unknown
When you type your password in the username section and you have to hope no one saw it.
-unknown
I wish summer would get pregnant so we would have 9 months off.
-unknown
Darling, don`t flatter yourself. I sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.
-unknown
I hate it when I yell someone`s name and they don`t hear me, I feel stupid.
-unknown
it`s funny how girls run after the guys that treat them like crap, but ignore those guys that would treat them like a princess
-Bruno
B I T C H = Beautiful Individual That Creates Hell
-Eli
When someone needs help, Be there.
-Chloe
Sshhh, they`re arguing! I wanna listen!
-unknown