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Parents say, "We`re leaving!", then they end up socializing for an extra hour..

A smart girl knows how to love. A smarter one knows who to love.

There`s always going to be those awkward moments when you walk past someone and remember the times you once had.

I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop..

I`m not shy, I just don`t like you.

We all have that person you can text for hours and not get bored.

Boys never realize how much one little thing can hurt a girl.

There`s a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it`s not a train

Ladies: A REAL Man Won`t Send You Mixed Signals... Cause a Real Man Knows What He Wants..

11 hidden facts -

1) 95% of people in Canada
don`t drink milk and drink
Beer

2) Snake`s vision... is up to 5
km....

3) Chess is the most tiring game

4) No twins have been born
up till now in NewZealand

5) Zebra can fly in night.

6) All the above details are
false
7) Thanks for believing for
a while
8) Today is not April 1st.
9) But a fool is a fool on any
day :p
10) Your are smiling :) 11) Now you will copy/
paste this status on your
wall