Facebook status

Either you control your attitude or it controls you!
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I hate it when you`re trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.
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LIKE IF: Using the word, "thingy" when you can`t remember what something is called.
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Log into facebook, look at notifications, talk to friends, scroll down the newsfeed, stalk Profiles & log out.
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I get lost sometimes-Life is full of twists and turns but no maps, no gps and no manuals
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I have a song on replay in my head -.-
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even though I`ve stopped liking you, every time someone mentions you I think of everything we had and everything we could of had.
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Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria…... of a mental hospital.
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Liking your own status is like, calling your cell phone from your house phone to talk to yourself.
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*Walking around supermarket* *Don`t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!
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