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Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go & still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?
-unknown
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
-unknown
When I lose: "who cares? it`s only a game."
When I win: "HAHA! IN YOUR FACE!"
-unknown
Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.
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Dear Ceiling Fan, If you could hold my weight, i would never be bored again. Sincerely, Bored.
-unknown
if I had a British accent I would never shut up.
-unknown
Nothing lasts forever, not even your problems. Stay positive.
-unknown
I hope I cross your mind once in a while so that I won`t feel pathetic for thinking of you all the time.
-unknown
Men are stupid. If you forget, they will remind you.
-Dorin
Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
-unknown