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``Your homework is to read these pages.`` YESSS! No homework!!!.
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*food hits ground* germ: "LET`S GET IT!!" king germ: "No, you have to wait at least 5 seconds!"
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That awkward moment When you haven’t seen someone for a long time and they`ve suddenly become HOT. :o
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MY ALARM CLOCK IS A DREAM KILLER.
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You`re Hot. Therefore, We Should Date.
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I don`t hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams, and waking up in the morning.
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If people winked in real life, as much as they do in texts.. this world would be a pretty creepy place. ;)
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words to describe me - Romantic. I want kisses in the rain, good morning texts, a loyal relationship. LIKE if you`re a die hard romantic!
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I wish I could fast forward just to see if you`re worth it.
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5 most annoying words after a break up: "Are you mad at me?" No, I`m perfectly happy you broke my heart!
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