Mom: I bought you some pencils. *Hands me a 10 pack of pencils* Me: WTF this will last me like 2 days..
-unknown
Facebook status
We all have those friends that say how much they hate someone, and two minutes later they act like they`re best friends.
-unknown
True words aren`t always pretty. Pretty words aren`t always true.
-unknown
You need to realize that life`s too short to cry over people that aren`t crying over you. So smile and forget the people that don`t care.
-unknown
Seeing a spider isn`t the biggest problem, it`s when it disappears.
-unknown
That awkward moment when you say ‘Hey’ to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out..
-unknown
Dear mom and dad, When you said " It`s time to go" I assumed you were ready too. Sincerely, been waiting in the car for 20 minutes.
-unknown
I like it when you smile but I love it when I`m the reason
-unknown
Lesson I`ve learnt: Before you find your prince, you have to kiss tons of ordinary frogs.
-unknown
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
-unknown