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Every sweet has its sour; every evil it`s good
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Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
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That awkward moment when your dentist keeps asking you questions while their hands are in your mouth...
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I believe in music like some people believe in fairy tales
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Sometimes we forget what we must remember and remember what we must forget.
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Hugs can be really awkward when you aren`t really sure where to put your arms.
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When the whole class is laughing & you`re just sitting there like, "What`s so funny?!"
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Reasons why I volunteer to pass out papers: 10% cause im nice. 30% to walk around, talk to my friends. 60% to look at other peoples grades.
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If you want to know where your heart is, look where your mind wanders.
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Laziness is the definition of being very active & doing nothing.
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