That awkward moment when you`re singing a song on YouTube and the music stops.
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Facebook status
We all have that one friend who`s family likes us better than they like their own child.
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Hi, I`m a bra. And I touch your girlfriends boobs everyday. Jealous yet?
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Homework: "Do me!" Facebook: "Don`t listen to that slut."
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When someone says the words "I love you" and you dont feel the same way, just say "I love YOUTUBE" Real fast.
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Everyones had the "when I was your age" lecture from their parents, several times.
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Dear Teacher, My hand is not raised, therefore i don`t know the answer. Sincerly, Stop Calling On Me.
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I`m not single, I`m just in a long relationship with fun & freedom. ♥
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It sucks when you`re ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world.
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Friend: "What if there was no google?" Me: "I don`t know, google it."
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