It should be understood that you only get one "bless you" no matter how many times you sneeze
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Just an observation: I`ve never, ever, ever, ever, ever, heard a female voice as the narrator of a movie trailer.
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* Interesting Fact * Did You Know That "Dammit I M Mad" Spelled Backward Is "Dammit I M Mad" ... =P ;)
-Niklesh
The best people in life are the ones that you can just think about and get a smile.
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Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun
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Waking up at 5:30 tomorrow morning for school won`t kill me. It`s the other 179 mornings that will.
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Me: I`m hungry. Fridge: I don`t give a sh*t. Cabinet: B*tch, don`t look at me. Freezer: Lol, you like ice?
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Your picture on Facebook & twitter : (`▽´) . Your face in real life : (‾(••)‾)
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On the phone with mom: Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. Alright. Yes. I will. Alright. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Alright. Yes I did. I love you too Bye
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Every girl has 3 personalities. 1: When she`s with her family. 2: When she`s with her friends. 3: When she`s with HIM.
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