The mind tells you the smart thing to do, but the heart tells you what you’re going to do anyways.
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Facebook status
I`m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to unintelligent people.
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I smile a lot these days, and everybody knows. Everybody knows it’s because of you, everybody knows except you.
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When you`re stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know why? Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts"
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When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
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Maybe he`s the guy for you but you`re not the girl for him.
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That`s what true love is. Always wanting what`s best for someone, even if that doesn`t include you.
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If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn`t have to fight for a spot.
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The sexual tension between you and your fridge.
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The difference between insane and genius is measured by success
-Hari