That moment of shame when you toss a paper ball into the trash, and you miss, then you have to get up and go get it.
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Facebook status
Dear mom, just because you and your friend are best friends, doesn`t mean me and their kid will be best friends as well.
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"Etc" ...A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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The mini heart attack... when you`re in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel you`re falling.
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That awkward moment when someone says, "name a good song" & you suddenly forget all songs that were ever made
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Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
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" I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
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The awkward moment when you think about someone all the time and then realise they probably never think about you.
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Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me
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"Dude, she just called you deaf..." "...........WHAT?"
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