Our first loves are the greatest, but the first cuts are the deepest.♥
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He`s the king of mixed signals, and I`m the queen of second thoughts.
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I`ve always wanted to mattress surf down a long flight of stairs...
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Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode" that way my drunk texts never leave my phone...
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Have you ever looked fear in the face and said I just don`t care?
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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible.
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People will hate you, rate you, and break you, but how strong you stand is what makes you.
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You know you`re stoned when you look at your dog and ask "did you say something?"
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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If you aren`t on Facebook, everyone you went to high school with just assumes you`re dead.
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