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I wouldn`t hate my noisy alarm so much if it woke me up with the fragrance of Coffee instead.
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I haven`t seen a spider around the house in days.. WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PLANNING?
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Life is like Adidas and Nike, "Nothing is impossible" so "Just Do It"
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Hey haters, I found your nose. It was in my business again.
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When your crush does something cute to you & you can`t stop smiling.♥
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LIKE IF:When I`m bored, nobody texts me. But when I`m busy, my phone blows up.
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Why do people always say "no offense" right before they offend you?
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If you don`t have a sense of humor, then you might not have any sense at all.
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A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
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