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It`s weird how jeans are blue, yet they match everything.
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``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete , here you go.``
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Like if: your name ALWAYS gets spelt wrong or mispronounced
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You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
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Car Rides without Music = AWKWARD
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Face your problems. Don`t Facebook your problems.
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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future.
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LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
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That awkward moment when you have crunchy food in a room full of silent people...
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When i open a pack of bread i skip the first slice because it`s ugly.
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