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Like if : When I was little, I thought the sun and moon followed me around everywhere!
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That awkward moment When you have to much lotion on and don`t know where to put it.
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``Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
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LIKE IF: Hearing something that absolutely kills you inside and having to act like your fine.
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6 Things we say in school: 1) I`m tired. 2) I`m cold. 3) I dont get it. 4) I`m Hungry. 5) What time is it? 6) I want to go home.
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Facebook is like boys, once you understand them, they change.
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You know you`re lazy when you get excited about cancelled plans.
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like if you have That one friend who will borrow stuff from you & never give it back.
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That awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers to answer the question & you accidentally make eye contact.
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Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun, but leave you in the dark.
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