Women are crazy, Men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. -George Carlin
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Dear guys, there`s more to a girl than just looks & her body parts. Sincerely, Nobody`s perfect.
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I hate it when someone walks into your room and when they go out they leave the door open.
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Fears are my friends. Their job is to show me undeveloped parts of myself.
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LIKE IF: Watching a horror movie and thinking "No don`t kill him! He`s hot!"
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There`s always gonna be that one girl who is prettier than you, you`ll just have to find that one boy who doesn`t care.
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Women are completely defenseless, until the nail polish is dry.
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It`s better to lose an argument then to lose your relationship.
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A man`s got to do what a man`s got to do. A woman must do what he can`t.
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If you`re going to trust someone with your heart, make sure they have a heart of their own so they know how it feels when its broken.
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