Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
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Facebook status
Without fake friends, you`ll never know who the real ones are.
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That awkward moment when someone catches you making weird faces at yourself in the mirror.
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Who says you can`t still smile when you have problem? It`s just about your attitude.
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Like if: Brushing your teeth extra hard right before a dentist appointment.
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Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question not a challenge.
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Life is like playing chess. Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
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Hey Siri, What`s the opposite of term `opposite`?
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LIKE IF: Friend: Where are we?! You: I dont know, I was just following you..
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Sometimes, you find it hard to tell someone about your feelings, until you realize that your actions have already betrayed you.
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