Dear Mom, My room was clean, but then i had to decide what to wear... Sincerely, Your loving child.
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Facebook status
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That terrifiying moment when you have to pee really bad and you can`t unbutton your pants.
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Earphones in... volume up - world out.
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From a girls point of view the guy always chooses the slut. From a boys point of view the girl always chooses the jerk. O_O?
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Genie: i will grant you 3 wishes what is your 1st? Guy: More wishes! Genie: A Genie can only grant 3 wishes. Guy: More Genies! Genie: F*ck.
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That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on YOUR Facebook status.
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Dear Love, People say that they can`t live without you. I personally think I`m more important. Sincerely, Oxygen
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"OMG !! There`s a bee" "stand still, it won`t hurt you" "FU*K THAT! I am running!!"
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There`s nothing special in this status, except..The person reading it.
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