Sometimes I need a guy to give me a hug and say " Sorry my whole gender sucks".
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Just because you`re beautiful doesn`t mean you can treat people like they don`t matter.
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I hate it when.. You sit down in shorts and BAM! your thighs are instantly 3759836 times larger.
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Things I learned in school: 1. How to whisper 2. How to text without looking 3. How to look like I`m thinking.
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Respect your parents. They pay for your internet.
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Dear Homework ,I hate you. Sincerly, everyone in school.
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Texts I hate replying to: 1.) "K.", 2.) "lol", and especially 3.) "Oh"
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That awesome moment when you pass and exam you didn`t even study for and you were positive you were going to fail.
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That awkward moment when you are singing a song and you break your voice during the high notes.
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Every time I trust somebody, they show me why I shouldn`t.
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