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My little sister`s password for the Disney website is "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto" i asked her why, she said "They told me to use 4 characters"

It hurts when he is your Prince Charming, but you`re not his Cinderella.

That awkward moment when you attempt to throw a paper ball into the trash can & miss.

No matter how many times a girl denies it, she`ll always remember every detail, moment & piece of the memories you`ve left her.

Don`t be the reason, she doesn`t trust guys. Be the exception.

While You`re Ignoring Her, Someone Else Is Willing To Give Her Aттεηтioη.

I Can Have You Dreαмiηg, When You Ain`t Even Sleeping. . . (;

girl: do you love me?
boy: yes!
girl prove it, scream to the world that you love me.
boy: (whispers) I love you in her ear.
girl: why did you whisper it?:(
boy: because your my world:)

9x-7i>3(3x-7u)
9x-7i>9x-21u
-7i>-21u
i<3u
even maths could calculate love!

Dear Homework, You are not attractive. Therefore, I cannot do you.